An attack made with a somewhat playful, somewhat malicious intent on the nuts of a friend or acquaintance. A "nut tap" is generally delivered with a hand (and most often the back of a hand with a flicking motion) but may be substituted with any object (i.e. water bottle, car keys, cell phone, text book etc.)
The "nut tap" does not however come without risks to the "nut tapper." The risks to the "nut tappie" are obvious, however the "nut tapper" risks being ridiculed as a "fag" (or queer) by the "nut tappie" if the "nut tap" is unsuccessful. An unsuccessful "nut tap" resulting in contact with the "nut tappies" shaft and/or head in the instance that there is no contact made with the "nut tappies" nuts.
The "nut tap" does not however come without risks to the "nut tapper." The risks to the "nut tappie" are obvious, however the "nut tapper" risks being ridiculed as a "fag" (or queer) by the "nut tappie" if the "nut tap" is unsuccessful. An unsuccessful "nut tap" resulting in contact with the "nut tappies" shaft and/or head in the instance that there is no contact made with the "nut tappies" nuts.
Arion: "Shaun, why are you laying on the floor in the fetal position?"
Shaun: "Jason just nut tapped me with his water bottle..."
Shaun: "Jason just nut tapped me with his water bottle..."
by ma0ma0 June 7, 2010
by TheFreek August 2, 2003
by PureEnergy82175 August 18, 2020
by louis xannie January 28, 2018
The act of constricting a male's testicles with a rubber noose, and harshly slap it back and for that as if it was a punching bag.
Nic: Hey dude are you alright?
Michael: Yeah man my sister gave me a huge chinese nut tap last night.
Michael: Yeah man my sister gave me a huge chinese nut tap last night.
by Gallant September 24, 2011
Fictional confectionery offering at Dunkin' Donuts, used to trick your 'friend' into getting punched in the nuts. First widespread use noted in a 2016 SNL parody advertisement.
Friend 1: "Tell them what your favorite donut is -- the vanilla nut taps."
Friend 2: "Huh?"
Friend 1: punches friend 2 in the testicles "Vanilla nut taps!"
Friend 2: "Huh?"
Friend 1: punches friend 2 in the testicles "Vanilla nut taps!"
by Tofudebeast October 10, 2017
by RoadkillSquirrel August 17, 2021