When a man has a gigantic, overgrown and out of control amazon bush, to the point that it conceals all of his genitalia.
Scaroline said to her friend "I was going to give him head, but when I yanked his pants off he has the biggest nut muff I've ever seen. I didn't have a weed wacker handy, so I just let him Panama Canal me"
by Dc107 November 6, 2014
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Going down on a girl and finding peanuts stashed in her muff.
I was going down on some woman and I knew I was in trouble when I discovered the muff-nuts, this wasn't going to be a quick visit.
by Motherchuckler September 24, 2014
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