Nut Knuckles

When a man masturbates and ejaculates and the sperm (a.k.a. nut) runs down your knuckles of the hand of which he was mastubating with.

Joe: Hey man did you fuck kelly last night?
Drew: Nah, bro she said she didn't want to at the last minute.
Joe: Damn that sucks. So what did you do then?
Drew: Well since she gave me blue balls I had to masturbate to relieve stress, and I accidentally gave myself Nut Knuckles.
Josh: You didn't have to tell me that.
Drew: Hey man you asked.

Nut Knuckles by Negros Love Maple Syrup October 4, 2016

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nut knuckle

n. slang 1. When a man pulls his ball sack and one nut out of his unzipped pants, making sure to sqeeze the skin behind the nut to it's bulbous glory. Said nut knuckle is usually pulled out to an unsuspecting participation as a humiliating joke.

Hey mike look at my finger I think i cut it. *pulls out the nut knuckle as mike turns to look*

*mike sees the knuckle and is in stuper*

Fuck off you nut knuckler!

nut knuckle by Necremis December 16, 2005

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nut knuckle • Nut • nut sack • Nut Huggers • nut cracker • nut meg • nut juice • Nut rag • nut-fuck • nut up

knuckle nut

A jack off. Or, ejaculation caused by masturbation.

"Quit being a knuckle nut and come help us". Or, "I had a knuckle nut in the shower this morning".

knuckle nut by TheParrott May 19, 2010

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How bout dem knicks?

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?

How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005

Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

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Power Couple

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.

Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:

Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

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