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34. nut
there are many different types of nuts...theres the noun nut and the action of nutting

Nut can be used in many different ways with pretty much any adjective added on to it...

...i ran up to a girl and told her ima give her that creamy nut

...bitch i got that crusty nut...ya kinda gross but its funny

...stanky nut, sticky nut, raunchy nut, suck on that juicy nut, just use your imagination


...i put that nut in her ass and she yelled for more, so i put in both in, then nutted on her back, put a paper towel on that and made her fly around the room...i supermaned that nut

well u can use your imagination for the rest

but today i was at lunch with my boys casey, trav and taylor and we were talking about just the usual random shit and brought up a girl, and i said...i told that bitch that ima give her that creampie nut in the eye...we basically all died laughing, we all have our nut moments, and soon you'll have your nut moments but come up with your own and just think what other kind of nuts there could be? hmmm? see your thinkin of some already, thats a good nut

o btdubbs a nut doesnt gotta be, well, a nut nut it can pretty much mean anything...but no one'll think that hard after u say it and everyones laughing

well, go on young sky walker and spread the world of your nut
1. Nut
v. The act of ejaculation.

n. Semen.
v. I'm bouts to nut!

n. I bust my nut on that bitch ass!
by TimmyT Jun 5, 2003 add a video
2. nut
(verb) to ejaculate
"If you don't stop sucking it I'm gonna nut !"

"We were just playing around with our clothes off when all of a sudden he rolled over on top of me, got into me, and nutted."

"He was so eager he nutted in my bush."
by Jake Mar 23, 2004 add a video
3. nut
(n.) An edible seed

(n.) Carazed, fanatical about (suffix)

(v.) (mainly brit) To perform a quick head-butt

(n.) (Mainly Brit) Head

(v.) slang- press

(v.) seminal fluid

(n.) Testicle
A) Let's eat some nuts!

B) That guy is a gun-nut

C) I'm going to nut you if you don't tell me the answer

D) My nut is in pain

E) Nut that button on the wall for me.

F) Nut on your face

G) OW! My nuts!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004 add a video
4. Nut
the action of letting out cum or sperm!
AW, shit man i nutted on my sheets!
by Crazy lil lady May 31, 2002 add a video
5. nut
A unit of liquid measurement equal to the average human male ejaculatory volume of 3.5mL. It is a standardized unit to compare to a squirt, which is similar in volume but is an approximation based on perception and that varies in each application.

The average 12-oz. soda can contains approximately 100 nuts of soft drink. The average condiment packet contains 1-2 nuts (chik-fil-a mayo is usually ~4 nuts, for example).

subway emp: You want mustard or mayo on your sandwich, sir?
customer: both
emp: (throws some down) is this enough, sir?
customer: can you put another nut of mustard please?
emp: ok sure
6. Nut
A testicle. plural is nuts
aw man! my left nut's killing me after you kicked me in the balls!
by anonymous Nov 11, 2002 add a video
7. nut
crazy or insane person ; male or female
Old Man Willard over on Mermaid's Rock is such a nut, always talking about Pokemon and the Pope teaming up to destroy Scotland....
by C-Master Sep 5, 2005 add a video
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