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20.
nut
1. a food that comes from trees

2. testicles

3. ejaculate/cum

4. the brain, especially the brain of a crazy, trashy or worthless person
1. I have mixed nuts.

2. My nuts hurt.

3. Where should I nut?

4. Oh my God, Sarah's having surgery on her nut tomorrow!
by darkprincealain April 11, 2006
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1.
Nut
v. The act of ejaculation.

n. Semen.
v. I'm bouts to nut!

n. I bust my nut on that bitch ass!
by TimmyT June 05, 2003
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2.
1. Crazy
2. Testicles
3. Things which monkeys eat.
That monkey is nuts. I've given it some nuts, and it's rubbing them on its nuts.
by Viz March 16, 2003
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3.
nut
(verb) to ejaculate
"If you don't stop sucking it I'm gonna nut !"

"We were just playing around with our clothes off when all of a sudden he rolled over on top of me, got into me, and nutted."

"He was so eager he nutted in my bush."
by Jake March 23, 2004
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4.
1) What a squirrel eats
2) What a guy diving into an alligator pit is
3) What standing with only 4 men against the whole German army is
4) What a cannibal eats (Ouch)
Confucious Say: Man who stick penis in peanut butter jar is fucking nuts (Double meaning)
by Survivor Fan August 16, 2004
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5.
Nut
the action of letting out cum or sperm!
AW, shit man i nutted on my sheets!
by Crazy lil lady May 31, 2002
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6.
nut
(n.) An edible seed

(n.) Carazed, fanatical about (suffix)

(v.) (mainly brit) To perform a quick head-butt

(n.) (Mainly Brit) Head

(v.) slang- press

(v.) seminal fluid

(n.) Testicle
A) Let's eat some nuts!

B) That guy is a gun-nut

C) I'm going to nut you if you don't tell me the answer

D) My nut is in pain

E) Nut that button on the wall for me.

F) Nut on your face

G) OW! My nuts!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
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7.
nut
A unit of liquid measurement equal to the average human male ejaculatory volume of 3.5mL. It is a standardized unit to compare to a squirt, which is similar in volume but is an approximation based on perception and that varies in each application.

The average 12-oz. soda can contains approximately 100 nuts of soft drink. The average condiment packet contains 1-2 nuts (chik-fil-a mayo is usually ~4 nuts, for example).

subway emp: You want mustard or mayo on your sandwich, sir?
customer: both
emp: (throws some down) is this enough, sir?
customer: can you put another nut of mustard please?
emp: ok sure
by okipatrick January 07, 2007
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