Nurk: Dude who has the chance to score but doesn't pull it off, then wastes your time explaining not pulling it off.
Fred had a woman rubbing his cock and ass while he was semi awake and decided sleep was the better option, and the next day he told everyone exactly how he chose not to score and sleep instead.
"Fred is all about the NURK
. Just ask him and he'll tell you how he totally didn't close the deal.