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A women, usually old and ugly, who has decided that she does not want to give it away, but instead wishes to keep it for a man who died 2,000 years ago to have instead. She wears a long black shroud and is probably a sexually frustrated closet lesbian too. She likes to beat and molest young girls and also beats herself when she has impure thoughts, not to be confused with the male version (the priest) who only beats and molests boys.
"of course you know why their called nuns don't you"

"no why"

"because they get nun"
by WinkyWooWoo June 15, 2009
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Sarcastic term for a promiscuous woman or a prostitute.
by Col. Dr. April 23, 2006
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all my pens ran out of ink, i got some nuns.
by crazypielady October 09, 2008
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To have sexual intercourse analy.

Because nuns like it up the ass.
I'd do her like a nun on Sunday!
I'd make her a nun tonight!
I'd give her a royal nunning.
by Dr. Steve Von Steve September 08, 2004
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someone who is agaisnt sexualality; thats sex should only come in marriage; or even is scared when they see or think about sex or any sexual contact; sometimes they reject anything vowel like drugs or anything bad; a nun can pretty much be like a pussy
Bob, Leo, Ed are watching tv when the flip a chanel to a porno;
Leo is the nun...

Bob: "maan theres nothing to fucking watch tonight"
Ed: "give me the remote let me see whats on, daamn Naugty Teacher"

*changes chanel*
Leo" * covers eyes and ears *; " FUCKING CHANGE THE CHANEL MAN THATS SHITS NASTY!!"
Bob: "what a fucking nun..."

Carly and Tom are on a hot date together alone on a beach
they havent kissed yet; tonights the night to make the move Tom;
too bad Tom's the nun and is too scared to kiss the poor girl
by LMAOMANG March 13, 2010
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A word that can pop up everywhere. This word is not only the meaning of the religious nun that it is commonly known as but also a random words for comments on websites such as youtube. It can be seen as an insult and it can be misunderstood. This is what I would like to call a "bendable word".
"CounterNerd (1 second ago)

-Nun."
by CounterNerd July 08, 2009
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Nun, someone of an A-sexual behavior, one who is afraid of intimacy. He/She prides themselves in being the "Good one". Distant and terrified of anything that looks like a relationship. One who may be self conscious, and have bad self esteem.
"She says shes a virgin, but really shes a nun!
by Muhamond March 18, 2007
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