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A woman who has devoted her life to her religion. Found in Catholicism, Buddhism, and I think Islam.
My Aunt is a catholic nun in Colombia, South America, so don't diss nuns. They are cool, and sell good cookies
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noun- A short fat woman who doesn't have sex, so she dresses like a penguin and beats the shit out of little kids.
Mommy, the nun made me cry today.
by Cal Hunter March 29, 2005
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A word used in the ghetto, or on the interwebs, to be used in place of 'Nothing'
Homie #1: Yo tyreese, wassup wit chu blud
Tyreese: Nun fam
by Reel Gangsta May 19, 2015
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I used to be a Catholic Priest. When I was ordained, I asked the Cardinal, "Now, what kind of woman did you say I could have sex with?". I was certain he said, "Nun". But, one day, when he walked in on me fucking a nun, he kicked me out of the Church -- permanently!
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A female catholic clergy, named after her form of sex life.
When the priest was ordained, he asked the bishop, "What kind of woman can I have sex with?"

The Bishop said, "None".

But, when the priest actually had sex with a nun, the bishop excommunicated him!
by Peter Phil McCracken March 05, 2009
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A nun is what all the kids are trying to be these days but some kids say they don't make money so they don't wanna be them .a nun spanks kids with a gherkin and then eats it cause they r Virgins
Look at that nun beating that gherkin with a kid!
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by Religious nun March 22, 2017
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Magical women with the power of flight who majored in Art History in college and enjoy discussing/displaying bawdy and ribald paintings.
That flying nun sure does love Baroque art.
by Moose September 24, 2003
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