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a person who feels dodgy or not quite-right with out any reason,the sort of person who would be on the sex offenders list,one of the indications that this is indeed a genuine Numper is the feeling of being mentaly undressed and being watched,sometimes leering can occur.

A person who brings nothing to the party except sadness,conflict and disharmony such as an unexplained

death at a birthday party or other celebration* where a person is discovered in a compromising or unusual situation, fetish clothing or fashion experiments Art are sometimes worn** Sometimes deviant sexual paraphernalia*** are present . Drugs can also be involved fake or skanked substances are not uncommon.

*The "party in the wardrobe" organised by Michael Hutchinson & attended by only Michael Hutchinson

**short lived fashion cult kvult of just wearing women's tights with Orange(the fruit) accessories such at the exclusive "party in the wardrobe"

***the infamous Mars Bar that appeared at the party that was attended by Michael Barrymore twat
I See a Numper has moved into the empty apartment,well there goes the neighbourhood......time to lock up the children & pets then.
Numper by No80dy.66uk February 8, 2019
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a cuntish person.

Sir David Edwards was awarded an OBE for services to Numping & was the original numper from Wigan in England.
a sexual deviant
its that cunt again! fuck off you numper
numper by No80dy.66uk February 9, 2019
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That uncomfortable, jittery sensation resulting from consuming too much caffeine or energy stimulants putting you in a state of limbo feel as if they don't know if there coming or going.
(Johnny) "Pssstt!!! Who-oh W.T.F was in that Cup?" (Bill) "Dude That was the Crack water from the peculator that I just emptied out!!"

(Johnny) Man... I'm so Nurped right now, I don't know what to do with myself!
nurped by spindriver July 27, 2012
Y/N: "Question number four is so annoying"
Me: "do you mean... NUMPER?!"
numper by smexyhottieuwu March 1, 2023
A retarded individual commonly known as John Brennan.
"John Brennan is a complete and udder numpert"
numpert by Semolinapilchard November 10, 2008

nurped out 

When a girl is clearly on drugs and she is at the point of NO return at a party and starts jacking everything of yours uncontrollably ~
Bruh, this girl got hella tipsy at the crib and became nurped out and started jacking me and Andrew X.
nurped out by cheddarbeezy June 7, 2017

numbed out

the feeling you get when oxy hits your brain, a rush of euphoria all over
After I railed that oxy I got so numbed out, it was awsome
numbed out by oolala997 December 30, 2011