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A llama, q.v. From Spanish "Number one!"
My llama, Numero Uno, is smooth and soft.
Pay me in advance.
by octopod December 01, 2003
 
1.
Slang for one's self.
In the end, the only person I really need to worry about is numero uno.
by Janis March 09, 2005