numeric dyslexia

its when a person reads numbers backward therefore making them suck at math.

teacher: what is 5*5?
boy:52
teacher: r u sure?
boy: i mean 25.
boy 2:dude i think u have numeric dyslexia

numeric dyslexia by Tha Go Girl December 17, 2008

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Interplanetary Numeric Processor

A machine capable of killing off the population of the entire universe. Don't be worried, it's currently lost in the human mental enterprise.

Racist Jebediah: Holy crap! Hurry and get the interplanetary numeric processor to a safe place before it's too late!

Threst The Robots Bar Code 125279: Don't worry, it's lost forever.....OR IS IT?!

Interplanetary Numeric Processor by Threst The Robot June 10, 2009

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Alpha-numeric-symbolicans

Fully encompassing the LGBTQ+ Community. In an effort to be prepared for any additional letters, numbers, or symbols the LGBTQ+ community chooses to add, alpha-numeric-symbolican can cover your ass on the fly if you arent up to date on the newest editions!

'Is that guy queer?'

Answer:

'Nah bro I aint been watching the news, that's one of those alpha-numeric-symbolicans, they keep changing and adding things to their acronym making it virtually impossible for an outsider to keep up! Now we use the all-encompassing precursory word 'Alpha-numeric-symbolicans' it covers anything before they even add it'

Alpha-numeric-symbolicans by WhiteGirlJ July 11, 2022