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10. numbnuts
A fucking moron. See fucktard.

Came to prominence after Austin Powers (I forget which one).
A trillion is more than a billion, numbnuts.
by The Beer Baron Oct 7, 2004 add a video
1. numbnuts
A person of severely limited intellectual prowess.
What a numbnuts!
by Bill Kirby Jul 26, 2003 add a video
2. Numbnuts
Numbnuts (nuhm-nuhts)
Noun

1. The stupidest of the stupid. A complete dumbass, one whose intelligence quotient does not surpass that of the average rock.

2. An utter disgrace of humanity.

3. One whose purpose in life is meaningless; a complete and total waste of life.

4. An ignorant, arrogant asshole.

See jerkoff, fuckhead, asswipe, shitfucker.
Definition 1 Examples:
The "Let me hold a sheath the wrong way and whip out the knife and slice off my fingers" stupid.

The "let me try to break the sharp end of the knife with my penis" stupid.

The "Let's Try and juggle chainsaws a flamethrower and your mother in law with my ass cheeks" stupid.

The "bash syphillis infected fags with my rock hard cock with a cut on it from me trying to break the sharp end of a knife with it" stupid.
by ~Seou Kajima May 29, 2005 add a video
3. numbnuts
1. a real dumb ass, see jagbag or dumbfuck; 2. the fella who typed in numdnuts
Numbnuts forgot to wipe his ass after he pooped. There were peanuts in the poop.
by ION Oct 27, 2003 add a video
4. numbnuts
An intellectually challenged person.
Although the term would seem self-explanatory, it has no relation to a scrotum condition whatsoever. (not even from standing waste-deep in a gelid water!!!)
In many a case, Russian private soldiers invading Czechoslovakia in 1968 were numbnuts. The hey I dont know how to work the tap I guess I will just use the force of a hammer to make the water run out of the wall ones
5. numbnuts
noun. A medical condition whereby the sufferer has restricted blood flow to the genital region due to having their head jammed up their own ass; expresses most frequently as a mental disorder, and, ironically, seems to have no limiting capacity on the reproductive qualities of the sufferer, frequently quite the opposite affect has been observed.
Person #1: "Goddammit! Why isn't this idiot turning right at this red light, there's nobody in his way?"

Person #2: "He's obviously a numbnuts."
6. numbnuts
A complete and utter fucking moron.
That numbnuts just set his pecker on fire.
7. numbnuts
"num nutz"
1. a person or persons that possess very little knowledge, common sense, or skills.

2. Erik W. Heftie
by eric h Aug 9, 2003 add a video
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