nullspeak 

Language or phrases that will likely never be used under normal, or perhaps any, circumstances. (Coined by Steve Bonner as a contributor to the periodical Verbatim.)

Nullspeak phrases:
glorious B-flat cyclotron
concealed explorer fondue
polyphonic garment rendition
or
Nullspeak words:
agrinasal
hexayummy
rotunditron

nullspeak by yonoid818 November 4, 2012

numspeak 

7h3 5u65717u710n 0f num63r5 f0r l3773r5, 45 1n 7h15 53n73nc3. The difference between numspeak and 1337speak is that numspeak simply involves substituting numbers for letters in otherwise gramatically correct english, whereas 1337speak also incorporates lots of internet slang terminology.

1337speak: 0MFG! U ju57 g07 pwn3d by my h34d5h07! 1 4m 73h 13377357 h3x0r 1n t3h w0r1d!

numspeak: 1ncr3d1613! 1 ju57 k1113d y0u 6y pr0j3c71ng 4 6u1137 7hr0ugh y0ur h34d w17h my gun! 1 4m f41r1y g00d 47 7h15 g4m3!

numspeak by Makana McDonald January 9, 2006

Nullspace Energy Shield 

An impenetrable barrier made from the extraction of purified potential energy from anything mith a molecular composition. It has three methods of performance: (1) Reflect- It abosorbs the object as well as its kenetic energy, and reforms it from out of the barrier at the exact opposite trajectory with the converted kinetic energy.

(2) Absorb- It absorbs all the nullspace energy within the object, as well as converting the mass of the object into energy. All energy is converted into a compatible energy form that will not corrupt the flow balance.

(3) Top Secret

(4) Prototye Phase, Top Secret

Additional info-

It can be set to act as a filter, allowing some objects through but not others.

It looks kinda like this in IRC: @

My Nullspace Energy Shield transcends all possiblity of my defeat, and thus I am untouchable.

Nullspace Energy Shield by Bo The Destroyer September 29, 2003

bullspeak 

the lexicon of equivocation, obsfucation and lies.

1. Donald Rumsfeld is a master of bullspeak.
2. She's says she wasn't mad but we all knew it was some bullspeak designed to hide her true feelings.
3. I'm so tired of all these jackleg televangelists and there bullspeak.

bullspeak by Doc Mabuse April 13, 2014