The nugget cake is a culinary behemoth, vaguely similar in appearance to a traditional birthday cake, but differing massively in composition. It is made predominantly of chicken nuggets, being either legitimate or emulations of Chicken McNuggets from McDonalds, coalesced by barbeque sauce mortar. Other ingredients may include a pizza foundation, layers of bacon strips, layers of cheeseburgers, layers of macaroni and cheese, french fry candles, and a melted cheese membrane to contain the madness. Not for the faint of heart, in all sense of the idiom.
Dude 1: Man, how about that nugget cake last night?
Dude 2: Dude, I could taste the cholesterol!
Dude 3: You guys don't even know. This morning I took a 12 pound shit.