Also called a right-handed pig, nuffs are people who are right handed (yes, I do relize that the majority of the world is right handed. I'm right handed, too!) If you are ever called a nuff, it means that you have not accepted the left-handed way of life. If you have talked to a left-handed person, and they have allowed you to accept the left-handed path, you are considered a "half breed". Also, teaching yourself to write with your left hand does not make you a "pure" lefty, you must be born left-handed!
Chuck, no matter how hard you try, you will always be a right-handed nuff!