| 1. | pinball rape | ||
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When someone "humps" a pinball machine in an attempt to nudge the ball in a certain direction, or to dislodge the ball out of a stuck position. The player humps with the pelvis because his or her hands are too busy simultaneously smacking the flipper buttons. Sometimes pinball rape is performed as an ill-advised mating ritual display. A "tilt" can happen, causing the machine and all human on-lookers to shut down completely. Ever since Ricky committed pinball rape on the Theater of Magic, I just can't enjoy the game at all.
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| 2. | nudgerape | ||
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The art of bombarding a helpless MSN victim with innumerable nudges. "Wanna nudgerape Nick, he's an annoying mofo."
"HAHA you gawt nudgeraped!!" |
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| 3. | Turpin Time | ||
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The occurrence of Judge Turpin (from Sweeney Todd) is about to rape you.
Science teacher: *staring at someone oddly*
Girl 1: He's gandering at you! Girl 2: What!? Girl 1: It's turpin time! *wink wink nudge nudge* AHEM! |
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| 4. | Pingolest | ||
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to molest someone via numerous pings on BBM, in hopes that within the next milenna they will get a reply. Dude 1: Dude, who's blowing up your Blackberry?
Dude 2: It's Lina. She's pingolesting me! |
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| 5. | Nape | ||
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short for nose rape. where you press your nose into someone else. you must say "nape" as you do this or it doesn't count. there is also the extreme nape, where you stick your nose in someone's ear. Noah presses nose against sonja's arm: Napeeeeee.
Sonja: I feel so violated! |
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| 6. | Cal Norton Jr. (Talladega Nights) | ||
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When you have sex with a women who has passed out, most likey due to severe inebreation. This does not include an instance where date rape drugs where used, only from the women's lack of self control. The Cal Norton pertains to a woman who has suggested sex only to pass out, as well as when a women passes out during sex and you decide the job is worth finishing. For those who enjoy the occassional Cal Norton Jr., an excellent method is to nudge your hubby as she sleeps while suggesting sex. She may respond with a delerious grunt/sigh of apporoval. Congradulations, time for a Cal Norton Jr. The Cal Norton Jr. is a complex and delicate interation, demonstrating the true passion between only the most intimate of lovers. origin-NASCAR Country Woman: (Cries of extacy as you pound her, savagley)
Man: Grunts of manly delight Woman: ZZZZZZZZ Man: Hmmm, what the hell? (He decides to resume the smash fest) This is a classic example of the always enjoyable and unbelievably classy, Cal Norton Jr. (Talladega Nights). Yea Boi! |
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