(Noun) A sexual maneuver in which the male slides his cock between a female's tits; usually performed in a pool during a night of skinny dipping.

(Verb) The use of tits as a flotation device for the male genitalia. Or, as it is more commonly referred to, the act of receiving a tit job while in a pool. Usually follows a night of drunken skinny dipping.

Anywhere there is potential of male or female nudity, be it a nude beach or a desert festival like Burning Man, etc. shirtcockers abound like environmental bedbugs, pests biting at an overall aura. While most shirtcockers manage to find viewing spots of the genitals on display such as behind the tree looking through their high-powered binoculars or behind trail rocks or outcroppings should the shirtcocker want to begin mindlessly stoking his junk as though he's in the privacy of his own boudoir, occasionally even a shirtcocker takes his eyes off the ball(s)/pubic hair on display. DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH THE SHIRTCOCKER OR YOU WILL RUN THE RISK OF BEING INFECTED! Shirtcockers, like bats and raccoons, are known carriers of things like rabies, the plague and even the Serious Creeps.

When a female, male, or both persons Skype each other in the shower while still having the camera facing them so that their body is exposed as well as their face.

1. a male either obsessed with masturbation or with sexual intercourse 2. a female obsessed with the amazing feeling of a penis in her vagina

Japanese anime that features scantily clad characters in adult situations. Usually rated TV-14 and up. Primarily watched by 15+ year old male World of Warcraft fans.

A male model for art, figure and sculpture groups/classes.

A playing card with a nude male usually having one of the following... A mullet, a mustache, tight leather pants, or jean short cut-offs.