| 1. | Nude beach movement | ||
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A movement to make all beaches nude beaches where you don't have to wear clothes if you don't want too. John is all for the nude beach movement.
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| 2. | shirtcocker | ||
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A committed nudie who hangs out at hotsprings, burning man, nude beaches, clothing optional clubs etc. who sometimes wears just a t-shirt while his junk is flopping around for all the world to appreciate. After getting a sunburn on my back, I just went as a shirtcocker the rest of the day.
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| 3. | SIV | ||
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Sand in vagina, this is extremely common in nude beaches. I couldnt fit it in the hole last night ur mom had too much SIV
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| 4. | Croatian bikini | ||
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A girl who is wearing a Croatian bikini is naked on the beach, whether in Croatia or another country. So named because Croatia is famous for its nude beaches frequented not just by nudists but also normal women from Western and Northern Europe, many of whom go naked. Suzy is a school teacher and normally dresses conservatively. But on holiday I saw her wearing her Croatian bikini.
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| 5. | thong | ||
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Tiny beachwear that hardly covers anything! It consists of a tiny triangle of material at the front, which can be just barely enough to cover the clitoris, going up to a maximum size of covering the whole pubic area, and the three corners of this tiny triangle are held in place by tiny strings which meet at the back. It is usually worn without a top, which allows the boobs to be fully revealed. The girls who wear them all have good figures, girls who don't have good figures, or who are shy, don't wear them. It is the beachwear that comes closest to being nude. I handed her the thong and she said "Thanks for nothing!"
If beachwear gets any smaller than the thong, it's going to disappear into the crack. I'd travel fifty miles to get to the beach these days, because all the girls are wearing thongs. Mummy, why is that girl naked - oh, now that she's closer I can see she's wearing a thong. Girls at public beaches will probably wear nothing soon; they're practically naked already by wearing only their thongs. Seeing all those girls in their thongs is dangerous for me; I think I might be turning lesbian. |
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| 6. | Jumping Gay Walrus | ||
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A Large sea mammal who is not heterosexual, and jumps up and and rapes people on the beach. usually found on nude beaches and in the gay walrus strip club. Your mother is a jumping gay walrus. No offense.
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| 7. | clambake | ||
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A group of women with shaved beavers sunbathing in the buff. The aim is to leave no tan lines. Very common on European nude beaches. A lot of voyeur sites just feature clambake beach pics.
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