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an improvement on an already sweet phrase. Makes it more entertaining to say.
Man that guy that got hit in the head with a baseball bat was nucking futs.
by Chris Arsena September 04, 2003
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Slightly less vulgar term for "fucking nuts."
You're nucking futs if you say that to a cop!
by Beef Brady February 03, 2003
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An anagram of fucking nuts first used in the movie "Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star".
50 million people used to watch him on TV. Now he washes their cars. -- That's nucking futs!
by koolkalifornia October 22, 2005
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1.another term for fucking nuts that is used to describe someone crazy , insane, lunatic , balistik or just fucking nuts.
2. 2 words that make really slow people think
If you're curled up in a ball and swaying back and forth in a room of the mental hospital you're probably nucking futs.
by anonymous guest March 03, 2008
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More formal or classroom appropriate way of saying Fucking Nuts.
When people show up late for class, it drives me Nucking Futs.
by NervousClassGoerSaysRoar April 08, 2011
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A spoonerism and euphemism for "fucking nuts" where the 1st letters of each word are switched.
No I won't type an example, that's nucking futs.
by Amdel April 18, 2016
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What you say when children are around to call someone crazy. And not just a little crazy... I mean like, "key your ex-boyfriend's car" kind of crazy.
Did you see what she posted on Facebook? She's nucking futs!
by nuttymcnutso January 23, 2015
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