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The word "nube" is becoming a universal word, being used as an adjective, a noun, and even a verb. Used to describe a restaurant, to call a fellow teammate when he royally screws up, and to say you nubed something/someone when you accomplished something in a novice, unskillful way.

Most basic usage:
Person 1: Yo have you guys seen Peter Tumbas's video blog?
Me: Yeah what a nube.

Person 1: Yo did you see Peter Tumbas get stuffed by the goalie.
Me: Yeah that nube got pwned.

When hustling a 5 year old in an arcade game like jackpot, you "nubed" him out of his tickets

If you get stuck in a terrible parking spot, and your buddies didnt.
You: Damn we had to park way in the back.
Friend: Wow, what a nube spot.
by 90percentoflaxisflow March 02, 2009
Someone so pittiful and idiotic the they have not even the megar skills to be titled a noob, they are now a nube, derived from the word nub, dervied from stub. Yes they are nothing more than what remains of a dismembered penis.
"Wow, nube, go get pwned..."
by izziemnko September 11, 2005
the incorrect spelling of noob or newb. Only noobs spell this work as 'nube'
i'm a nube because i looked this up on urban dictionary.
by the nube January 20, 2012
The hair protruding from the nipples. A contraction of the words nipple and pubes.
I was zipping up my sweatshirt and one of my nübes got caught. Man that hurt!
by Nübe braider May 01, 2011
The "Old English" Word For Noob. Usually meaning someone is unintelligent or lacks common sense. Mainly used in online gaming. Call of Duty has many of these.
Player 1: Wow I'm doing pretty good this match

Nube: Y0u 5UCK!!!! Y0uR G3ttiiNG LuCKy!!!! 0NCE I G3T A G3RN4DE L4UNCH3R your going downtown!

Player 1:...
by GarryLumpkins August 18, 2011
A weird ass dude who tweeks now and then; he loves gettin the mail and buyin cell phone accessories. Also known as boobs, nubs, booby tuesday, nubuckle, lil boobauer, RBN, bauer, nuboid nutreno, poker face, noobles, nooby
Nubes is a kid with serious nerves and intensity.
by Nathan February 15, 2004
(n.)-hairs located on the back and around the ears of ones neck. Look like pubic hairs on neck, hense nube (neck-pube)
ew, that chick has a alot of nubes
by knight19 May 11, 2008
The meaning may fluctuate depending on the user. Usually it is meant as a mild insult.

Nube is the verbal equivalent of a weak pimp slap.
OMG! Alec and Stewart are major nubes!
by Alexander Jaymin November 05, 2010