Someone who is a general dumbass, comes up with stupid ideas, causing you to groan in disbelief at his/her stupidity. This reaction is almost always followed by a back-handing type gesture, where the back of the right hand is forced into the palm of the other, making a loud slapping noise. (Referred to as a Nubslap).

The Nubslap is the only known way to keep a nub in line.

The advantages to using "nub" over "noob" or "newbie" is that it has a much quicker, harsher sound when spoken. You can also shout it without it sounding gay (NOOOOOOB sounds gay no matter what).
Nub: Hey mon, we should go to the dollar store and buy a bunch of Windex!
Person: What? Why?
(Nub maintains a shiteating grin while shrugging shoulders)
(Person performs a Nubslap)
Person: Fucking nub.
by SkullWolf November 15, 2004
Someone who can't spell noob or newbie!
I am a nub because I can't spell newbie!
by Unleashed2k August 16, 2004
Complete moron, knows nothing about life or online gaming. Also see Newbie, n00b, and fucktard
Pennywisdomj: If I made a mold of my errect penis, and had a girl strap it on and fuck me in the ass....would that be gay?
by Lemur April 28, 2004
A word used by fucking morons.
"That guy is a nub" Although if he ever saw me in reality he'd beat my ass with a bottle of syrup
by Matt March 05, 2004
a term that idiots use instead of noob
Man, i have been online for such a long time that i dont know what life is. I have to shorten a four letter word so i dont get killed, on my videogame. beep beep beep.
dumbass
by awesome January 31, 2004
slight variation to the l337 word n00b
you nubsauce.
by brian January 20, 2004
A very small penis.
"Hey you have such a nub."
by Tyler September 12, 2003

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