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Someone who is a general dumbass, comes up with stupid ideas, causing you to groan in disbelief at his/her stupidity. This reaction is almost always followed by a back-handing type gesture, where the back of the right hand is forced into the palm of the other, making a loud slapping noise. (Referred to as a Nubslap).
The Nubslap is the only known way to keep a nub in line. The advantages to using "nub" over "noob" or "newbie" is that it has a much quicker, harsher sound when spoken. You can also shout it without it sounding gay (NOOOOOOB sounds gay no matter what). Nub: Hey mon, we should go to the dollar store and buy a bunch of Windex!
Person: What? Why? (Nub maintains a shiteating grin while shrugging shoulders) (Person performs a Nubslap) Person: Fucking nub. |
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one who sucks at a particular video game, they are not new to the game, but possess some determent that prevents them from playing well, no matter how long they practice playing the game.
synonyms- a Dan Wood, noob, newbie, newb antonyms- an Alex, elite, 1337, leet Boy 1: OMG a triple kill! I own at this game!
Boy 2: None of them were moving you nub?! |
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official definition: a internet acronym, similar to "noob". HOWEVER, whilst a NOOB is someone who is lame/idiotic because he is new, a NUB is someone who has had the opportunity to learn something new, but never did, and is therefore idiotic/stupid. "everyone who fucked up the definition of nub in this page is a nub".
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worse than a n00b. a nub is someone who persistently makes poor decisions. and is in general terms an idiot. only the nub is unaware of their state of nubness, nubs can be easily identified, as nubness is an incurable and obvious affliction. sam and matt got high and played xbox instead of hanging out with pretty girls. what nubs.
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N.U.B. or NUB is an acronym for a long used expression in the U.S. Navy that means Non-Useful Body. Usually a term given to those recently out of school and have yet to learn the ways of being a true sailor.
Submariners in the U.S. Navy usually use this term towards those who have not qualified for submarines, an arduous task which ends in the sailor being presented his "Dolphins" and being accepted as no longer being a NUB. All of these kids confusing the word n00b with this word are NUBs
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someone who played something for a long time, and still has no idea what they're doing. related to: noob, newb George Bush is a nub.
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A nub is a version of noob, except a nub is when someone has been doing something for a long period of time and is still stupid and has no clue what they are doing. Jake: That teacher is a nub...
Shannah: yeah i know, shes been doing this for like what, 30 years? And she claims she knows how to put a computer back together. |
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An erect clitoris. Used in place of "boner" when the subject is female. Simon Cowell gives me such a nub.
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