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nub
a very small penis, similar to a chode, a missing limb
damn boy! you have a nub! no girl wants a piece of that nub. Your leg looks like a nub
by Michaela January 25, 2004
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nub
one who sucks at a particular video game, they are not new to the game, but possess some determent that prevents them from playing well, no matter how long they practice playing the game.
synonyms- a Dan Wood, noob, newbie, newb
antonyms- an Alex, elite, 1337, leet
Boy 1: OMG a triple kill! I own at this game!

Boy 2: None of them were moving you nub?!
by miacane007 May 20, 2005
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nub
official definition: a internet acronym, similar to "noob". HOWEVER, whilst a NOOB is someone who is lame/idiotic because he is new, a NUB is someone who has had the opportunity to learn something new, but never did, and is therefore idiotic/stupid.
"everyone who fucked up the definition of nub in this page is a nub".
by Dane February 26, 2005
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nub
worse than a n00b. a nub is someone who persistently makes poor decisions. and is in general terms an idiot. only the nub is unaware of their state of nubness, nubs can be easily identified, as nubness is an incurable and obvious affliction.
sam and matt got high and played xbox instead of hanging out with pretty girls. what nubs.
by meggles, hatatat, & pigwideon April 27, 2009
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plural of nub, a player who exhibits negative skill
player: why are you shooting at each other? you're on a team
nubs: yeah, we're winning
player: fucking nubs
by dan456 August 22, 2006
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Someone with no arms or legs, so they have nubs, so they are nubs.

From a NOFX song.
Dude, shes got no arms or legs.
Yeah dufus, shes nubs.
by George November 21, 2004
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NUB
N.U.B. or NUB is an acronym for a long used expression in the U.S. Navy that means Non-Useful Body. Usually a term given to those recently out of school and have yet to learn the ways of being a true sailor.

Submariners in the U.S. Navy usually use this term towards those who have not qualified for submarines, an arduous task which ends in the sailor being presented his "Dolphins" and being accepted as no longer being a NUB.
All of these kids confusing the word n00b with this word are NUBs
by RMCS SS/DV November 22, 2007
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Nub
A nub is a version of noob, except a nub is when someone has been doing something for a long period of time and is still stupid and has no clue what they are doing.
Jake: That teacher is a nub...
Shannah: yeah i know, shes been doing this for like what, 30 years? And she claims she knows how to put a computer back together.
by Shann`uh September 23, 2007
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