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N.T.A.C. 

No Talent Ass Clown
We fired that NTAC because he couldn't sell water to a person on fire.
N.T.A.C. by FREEBIRD September 24, 2003
No Talent Ass Clown

Completely useless person; idiot; douche bag; pud
Snooki is a N-T-A-C!
N-T-A-C by MOCO & P-Phat October 21, 2011

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!
Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

m.e.n.t.a.l 

Mildly Entertaining Non Threatining Attutiude Loss
Dude, it was so funny to see Linda going m.e.n.t.a.l at that party!

Pete went straight m.e.n.t.a.l when he found his girl in bed with that chick!
m.e.n.t.a.l by graphitebull September 2, 2004

M.E.N.T.A.L 

1) (acronym)Mental Entities Needing Total Attention Lodge

2) Created for the website that later adopted the word "M.E.N.T.A.L"

3) Old piece of furniture, usually a sofa, that goes around eating people

see Bentrix for other words related to this company
1) "i found a cool website..."

2) "hey...look, another cool website, called M.E.N.T.A.L, i wonder why?"

3) "OMG this early piece of victiorian furniture is trying to bite my leg off!"
M.E.N.T.A.L by Ben Waugh August 10, 2004

s a n t a sex 

S A N T A Sex is Christmas sex! usually after a Christmas party night!
Kimberley did you have SANTA sex after Laurens Christmas jumper party?

Hell yeah! Me and niamh both did we told them S A N T A sex!

Sex

At mine

Now then

Tomorrow

Away on to fuck!!

Santa sex 🎅
s a n t a sex by Lol 😂😂 March 9, 2016