A nickname given to the most zooted person at the function, usually this person is covered in sweat and their eyes droop so low you'd think they suffer from down syndrome. You can do whatever you want to the nights Perc Nowitzki, they sure as hell won't remember it.

"OHHHHH SHIT Perc Nowitzki GRINDIN UP ON RANDOM GIRLS!"
"Damn bro he just did 3 keg stands, looks like we found the party's Perc Nowitzki!"
"Yo who was the Perc Nowitzki last night?"

Perc Nowitzki by katlynsto December 16, 2019

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Perc Nowitzki

A guy on discord named JustLos#6400 who has a cute ass voice and snatches your e bitch in secs he’s literally a cheat code stay away from him and hide you bitch from him he’s a back door king.

Bro I just got my bitch took by Perc Nowitzki he only said one word in vc.

Perc Nowitzki by Walking The Skid July 14, 2022

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Dirk Nowitzki's Sphincter

The butt hole of NBA superstar Dirk Nowitzki.

Johnny- Dude Dirk Nowitzki is so good!
Tim- I hear Dirk Nowitzki's sphincter is rancid as hell.
Johnny-.....what?
Tim- I mean, yeah he is really good.

Dirk Nowitzki's Sphincter by Fillet-o-fetus April 28, 2010

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dirk nowitzki

Big dumb German that is seven feet tall but is too scared to post anyone up. He often shoots from the out side making some of his shots unless it’s a big game then he will miss all his shots. This not to mention his lack of defensive skill or heart.

Look at Dirk Nowitzki he is such a great player. Wait till the playoffs he will choke like ever year. I think I see vaginal fluid coming from the back of his shorts

dirk nowitzki by AdamDub May 18, 2007

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