Joeluck (pronounced: JOHL-luk) is a rare and powerful form of luck that can be either good or bad. It is neither the positivity nor negativity that define Joeluck, but the sheer extremity and awesome power that it wields. Joeluck is often found in accordance with Joels.
a person who is a Joel: "A pigeon just so happened to keel over and die at the exact moment that I passed under the branch on which it was perched. It landed on top of my head and released its bowels one last time."
random dude whom with Joel is sharing his pointless story: "That's disgusting, man."
the Joel: "Yeah but as I stood frozen in disgust and disbelief, a lightning bolt came out of the clear blue sky and struck the ground only a few steps in front of me. It surely would have killed me AND ruined the bag of popping corn kernels inside my pocket had I not been struck by that dead bird."
the random dude: "No kidding! Man, that is some serious Joeluck! Hey, I just found out that I inherited $400,000 and I want to split it with you for no reason."
the Joel: "Sweet."
then the random dude uncontrollably snaps out of nowhere and kills the Joel.
Any functional design that is meant for a woman but obviously designed by a man and thereby rendered useless.
Man Design can most readily be found in public restrooms, where the toilet paper dispenser is so low as to not be reachable from a sitting position.
Man Design can also be seen in a public restroom stall that is easier to get into than it is to get out of.
There is nowhere to put a bag or coat when washing ones hands in a public restroom.
A weirfd magical human being found in the remote region of cameron park in the middle of nowhere. In order to get to this person, you must follow the yellow brick road and act retarded. Amerikin will be standing at the end of the road.
If you do one false move, Amerikin will undoubtfully..kill you.
How's it going Amerikin!
The inane, fictional, and absurd character responsible for the destruction of the duniverse. Able to live for 15,000 years, design guildships, found the guild, discover the powers of spice, control her body at the molecular level, destroy omnius, find an invisible ship in the middle of nowhere, control the guild religiously, compute foldspace, and be the retarded brain child of one hack by the name of KJA. Despised by all orthodox. Tolerated by prequelites. Ridiculous and demeaning to the original dune.
How did Omnius die again?
Normacle willed it out of existence
Sorry, I meant how did KJA kill Dune?
Italian ice cream, obviously of Italian origin. Although it is loosely called "ice cream", it does pose differences in how it is made and tastes.
The 3 main differences between gelato and ice cream are:
1- Gelato is made with milk, not cream like ice cream. This often gives gelato a more robust flavor than ice cream, as the extra fat from the cream in ice cream can dull the flavor in it.
2- Gelato is churned less than ice cream, so it has much less air in it than ice cream. This lack of extra air in it in return leaves it with a much denser/thicker texture, which often leads people to think it's creamier and richer than ice cream (although there's no cream in it! :P).
3- Gelato is usually stored at a slightly warmer temperature than ice cream, which makes it a bit softer than ice cream, (again making it taste richer/creamier).
Overall, gelato is nowhere near as prominent as ice cream, but is a very nice treat when available. If you havn't already tried this before, I would highly recommend you try it if you get the chance to. It's most commonly found in authentic Italian resturants. Gelato can also be made with water and alcohol (then called sorbetto) instead of milk.
Josh: Hey, do you wanna go get some ice cream?, I could really go for some.
Joe: Naw, let's try some gelato instead, it tastes a lot yummier!
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Gundam SEED Eternity is a non-existant anime that was spawned in a fashion similar to Dragonball AF.more...
The Rumor started when the last episode of Gundam SEED Destiny Aired that Sunrise was slating for a third continuation of the CE timeline. Three "Plot spoilers" were released stating:
"Gundam Seed Eternity-Episode 1
Two years have passed ever since the war in Gundam Seed Destiny. Peace have restored till Lacus Clyne the chairwoman of PLANT was assassinated. Chaos then began as it created unrest in the people of PLANT. Kira Yamato was very agitated when he found out that Lacus is dead. He swore to find the murder. And that’s how the war began again with an unknown force planning to take over PLANT. While in Orb, the new main character could be seen learning how to use mobile suits.
Gundam Seed Eternity-Episode 2
Two years have passed ever since the war in Gundam Seed Destiny. Peace has restored. Until Cagalli, the Orb’s representative disappeared into nowhere. Someone mysterious then took over her role and started to wage war with the other countries. What has happened to Cagalli and now that this person took over the role, what’ll happen to Orb?
Gundam Seed Eternity-Episode 3
The Earth Alliance has returned with main character, Kei Minato and starts to attack the other countries. Both Orb and PLANT tries to stop it from invading but fails too. ...
A postwar Chicago blues scene without the magnificent contributions of Muddy Waters is absolutely unimaginable. From the late '40s on, he eloquently defined the city's aggressive, swaggering, Delta-rooted sound with his declamatory vocals and piercing slide guitar attack. When he passed away in 1983, the Windy City would never quite recover.more...
Like many of his contemporaries on the Chicago circuit, Waters was a product of the fertile Mississippi Delta. Born McKinley Morganfield in Rolling Fork, he grew up in nearby Clarksdale on Stovall's Plantation. His idol was the powerful Son House, a Delta patriarch whose flailing slide work and intimidating intensity Waters would emulate in his own fashion.
Musicologist Alan Lomax traveled through Stovall's in August of 1941 under the auspices of the Library of Congress, in search of new talent for purposes of field recording. With the discovery of Morganfield, Lomax must have immediately known he'd stumbled across someone very special.
Setting up his portable recording rig in the Delta bluesman's house, Lomax captured for Library of Congress posterity Waters' mesmerizing rendition of "I Be's Troubled," which became his first big seller when he recut it a few years later for the Chess brothers' Aristocrat logo as "I Can't Be Satisfied." Lomax returned the next summer to record his bottleneck-wielding find more extensively, also cutting sides by the Son Simms Four (a string band that Waters belonged to).
Waters was renowned ...