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3.
Variation on the traditional business practice of networking, where guests will attend a function to meet other business people and make professional contacts.

Notworking, however, involves going to the same function with the express intention of getting blind drunk, hanging out with friends and not really doing anything professionaly constructive at all.
I've got this awards function next week, but I think I'll be doing a bit of notworking while I'm there.
by Tom Piotrowski December 10, 2006
 
1.
the lack of public appearances in the right places. the opposite of networking.
Ephesus does not have a job because he is notworking.
by W.Taft October 23, 2008
 
2.
Variation on the traditional business practice of networking, where guests will attend a function to meet other business people and make professional contacts.

Notworking, however, involves going to the same function with the express intention of getting blind drunk, hanging out with friends and not really doing anything professionaly constructive at all.
I've got this awards function next week, but I think I'll be doing a bit of notworking while I'm there.
by Tom Piotrowski December 13, 2006