A network that is often down or unreliable; syn. netbreak.
My network is down so often it is a netbreak.
The network that I normally use to 'lug' along the disinformation super-hypeway!
A.k.a. WWW (World Wide Wait!)/ (Wait Wait Wait!).
Whenever the notwork hits a 'dirt-road', I just want to put my fist in my compooper!