nottom 

A man who claims to be sexually attracted to men but is neither top nor bottom and therefore a nottom. Not to be confused with versatile, a nottom is not into anal sex at all.

Person 1: Is he a top or a bottom?
Person 2: Neither.
Person 1: Oh, he’s vers.
Person 2: No man, he’s a nottom. He won’t do any ass play any way at all.
Person 1: What kind of weird shit is that?
Person 2: *shrugs*

nottom by beefyN June 16, 2018

Nötthipô 

When you poop at a low altitude

I needed to shit out my window cause there's no bathroom at work, but it was a nötthipô on my boss and I am now unemployed, Fucks sake asda

Nötthipô by Whyamiherejusttosuffermyfate February 22, 2020

NOTMACHER 

A term used to describe any Ferrari F1 driver who is not Michael Schumacher. It is most commonly used to refer to Luca Badoer, as many people do not know his name or any other details about him (other than the fact he is a shit driver).

Since NOTMACHER conveys feelings of deep disappointment it may occasionally be used in general conversation to express this.

"I hope Schumacher's neck is better... fucking Notmacher is a bore to watch."

"Dude, I told you to get a bottle of DP not some cheap ass sparkling wine. Total notmacher..."

NOTMACHER by gentaXY August 20, 2009

Nottmeier 

Charismatic Germans. Most beautiful people. Always have a crowd around them. People flock to them due to their powers of empathy and projection onto others. Nottmeiers almost always have beautiful blue or green eyes. Blue eyed Nottmeiers are almost always fun loving, crazy, and beautiful. Green eyed Nottmeiers, although equally as beautiful, tend to be more serious and like to argue. The most rare of Nottmeiers have eyes that change colors. They are the most mesmerizing of all. Their personality changes with their blue, grey, green eye color. Grey usually means they are sad or extremely angry. Watch out for the Nottmeier with grey eyes. See that and walk to the other side of the street!

"How did you get that guy to do what you wanted? It was like you Nottmeiered his ass or something."
"Your eyes are so Nottmeier right now. It's scary yet sexy. "

Nottmeier by G. Queen December 31, 2011

Notti Osama 

Notti Osama (Ethan Reyes) was a 14 year old New York Drill rapper born in the Bronx. He was apart of the OY/OGz gang in the Bronx, where he joined his brother DD Osama in rapping and dissing their opps.

Notti Osama was stabbed after he got into a fight with a 15-year-old rival at 3 pm on July 9 at the 137th Street/City College subway station. Osama subsequently passed away at Mount Sinai Morningside Hospital.

Notti’s death itself didn’t attract much attention, but his opps made a music video called “Notti Bop” where they’re shown violently dissing Notti, his friends and relatives. This caused internet outrage with random niggas Notti boppin everywhere, and people still diss Notti today.

“Notti Boppin”
“Rest in peace Notti Osama, forever 14”

Notti Osama by SugarHillMindset April 19, 2023

Notting Hill In-laws

when your in-laws, or your significant others' family are some of the most dysfunctional people around but your partner/significant other is completely normal. Taken from the movie Notting Hill and based on the parents of Hugh Grant's character.

man a) I just got married, but also have a big surprise along with the marriage

man's sister: what is it?

man: If you wanted to say that my wife doesn't love me, that's not it.

sister: Stop putting words in the horse's mouth

man (ignoring the interruption): Lol. i just found out I have Notting Hill In-laws. Mother-in-law is a recovering crack addict and and alcoholic, father-in-law has a criminal record for Bernie Madoff style fraud and has already served time and was released, one brother-in-law is currently in jail for helping smuggle illegal Mexican immigrants into The States. You get the picture. However, what is bizarre in all of this is that my wife has no addiction, no criminal record and is completely sane.

sister: Lol. Are you serious?

man: Dead serious.

Notting Hill In-laws by Uncle Dimma November 8, 2012

nottingham high school 

fake bitches y'all thick-skulled sons of bitches.

#swampratsgay

nottingham high school is ass

nottingham high school by actuallyfuckingdieyouwhore January 13, 2018