nottom 

A man who claims to be sexually attracted to men but is neither top nor bottom and therefore a nottom. Not to be confused with versatile, a nottom is not into anal sex at all.

Person 1: Is he a top or a bottom?
Person 2: Neither.
Person 1: Oh, he’s vers.
Person 2: No man, he’s a nottom. He won’t do any ass play any way at all.
Person 1: What kind of weird shit is that?
Person 2: *shrugs*

nottom by beefyN June 16, 2018

Nottmeier 

Charismatic Germans. Most beautiful people. Always have a crowd around them. People flock to them due to their powers of empathy and projection onto others. Nottmeiers almost always have beautiful blue or green eyes. Blue eyed Nottmeiers are almost always fun loving, crazy, and beautiful. Green eyed Nottmeiers, although equally as beautiful, tend to be more serious and like to argue. The most rare of Nottmeiers have eyes that change colors. They are the most mesmerizing of all. Their personality changes with their blue, grey, green eye color. Grey usually means they are sad or extremely angry. Watch out for the Nottmeier with grey eyes. See that and walk to the other side of the street!

"How did you get that guy to do what you wanted? It was like you Nottmeiered his ass or something."
"Your eyes are so Nottmeier right now. It's scary yet sexy. "

Nottmeier by G. Queen December 31, 2011

not tfm 

not (a) total frat move

The Democratic Party is not tfm.

not tfm by hearditallfrommybf December 10, 2010

NotTimeRetardsPlane

For David and Josh yapping about time in code names you dumb fucks

NotTimeRetardsPlane 2

NotTimeRetardsPlane by jmp123456 December 8, 2025

paige.nottfoundd

A good editor who post edits about everyone and sometimes she posts alot of shit.

Person 1: Have u seen paige.nottfoundds new edit? It's so good.
Person 2: No show me!!

paige.nottfoundd by dikke aap June 6, 2021