Top Definition
An imaginary creature that is often blamed for mishaps, bad luck, trouble, and bad weather. The 'notme' is also the official scape goat of all trouble making drama queens/kings who talk trash, and get caught.
"I heard someone has been calling me fat."

"Notme."
by yougot0wn3d November 05, 2004

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