NOTMACHER 

A term used to describe any Ferrari F1 driver who is not Michael Schumacher. It is most commonly used to refer to Luca Badoer, as many people do not know his name or any other details about him (other than the fact he is a shit driver).

Since NOTMACHER conveys feelings of deep disappointment it may occasionally be used in general conversation to express this.

"I hope Schumacher's neck is better... fucking Notmacher is a bore to watch."

"Dude, I told you to get a bottle of DP not some cheap ass sparkling wine. Total notmacher..."

NOTMACHER by gentaXY August 20, 2009

notamatch 

Most of the people that are supposed to be your match on match.com.

Millions of folks on dating "services" world-wide.

95% of the women within a 10 mile radius of my house.

How did your date go with that chick from Match.com? Definitely notamatch...she didn't look anything like her picture and is like 52 years old instead of 36.

notamatch by s6 July 19, 2005

notmaths 

a maths lesson that is on but you don't think is on.

april said to laura "see you in notmaths"

notmaths by Lawzy_B May 24, 2007

Does Not Match 

Mysteriously appearing in response to your user name, your password, your email, all of which you have entered correctly.

He typed his email for the fourth time, slowly and carefully, and again got the message: "does not match". He hit 'forget your password?' They could send him a temporary one, no problem. First, he needed to enter his email address.

Does Not Match by Monkey's Dad April 20, 2020

Notwatch 

To "watch" but not actually watch a movie.

I.e. to pretend to watch a movie, but in reality to do something else like have sexual intercourse.

Yeah you've seen 'My Cousin Vinnie'. We def notwatched that at ur house when ur parents were home that time.

Notwatch by dude122121 September 29, 2008