Notif-Rape 

The phrase Notif-Rape is an abbreviated form of Notification-Rape

A phrase commonly used regarding facebook updates for people who are bombarded with lots of notifications out of the blue; usually about something which is not of concern to the victim of the rape

Spongebob: *Signs into Facebook* WHAT THE FUCK PATRICK WHY HAVE I GOT 17852396 NOTIFICATIONS :|

Patrick: ahh sheeeeett...

Spongebob: Its that freakin Sandy having a conversation on my status with Squidward... What a freakin hoe

Patrick: Duude... you got freakin Notif-Raped... Fuckeries :|

Notif-Rape by M1sterV January 12, 2010

Notindapicha 

A hastily serious command spoken with a firm and flippant intent to shenanigan laden onlookers attempting to disrupt, ruin or bomb the process of taking a photo. 'Notindapicha', \naught-inda-peach-uh\ was originally derived from the interpretation of an Asian accentuated fusion of the English words, "Not in the picture", in an effort to clarify the purpose and role of an outside service golf attendant who was asked to "Take a Picture"of the Nippon Open tournament golfers. Often articulated in combination with the word 'Taykapicha' (Take a picture).

Scenario and Form:
1. Jaime, an outside services golf attendant, is asked by the Nippon Open coordinator to 'Take a picture' of the organized assembly of tournament golfers. Jaime, in a playful retort, assumes a center facing pose, smiling among the gallery as if to be included in the photograph. Harried, beguiled and curiously assertive with a tinge of expressed humor, the Nippon Open coordinator exclaims, "Notindapicha....................Taykapicha!!!"

Notindapicha by Charitable Disguise November 21, 2019

Nocif 

It's an acronym
Stands for number one choice if forced

This is the person that you are good friends with but not necessarily in the friend zone with, they are that person that if you were single looking for a relationship and they had to pick someone it would be you and vice versaa

SomeGuy: Damn that girl is niceeee.

gGuy: brooo, if you want her you have to get through me first.

gggGuy: why? You aren't even dating.

gGuy: yeah but I'm her nocif.

Nocif by TF'ingBoiHimself June 8, 2020

NOTAFLOF 

NOTAFLOF is an acronym that means No One Turned Away For Lack Of Funds. It means that an event or service is sliding scale or "pay what you can" and that no one will be rejected if they can't pay.

Sam, "I wanna go to the show this week but I'm totally broke." Dean, "Nah, it's cool, it's NOTAFLOF at the door."

NOTAFLOF by zuchinno September 7, 2016

notflix 

describing the process of endless scrolling through the overwhelming amount of movies displayed on streaming websites

I had to notflix for ages last night before I could find anything worth watching

notflix by Danlod2 May 5, 2022

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notification squad 

1. Cancer.

2. Something little kids spam on the Youtube comment section when they get a notification that a video has been uploaded.

NOTIFICATION SQUAD!!!1!1

notification squad by Ladondorf May 12, 2016