Squirrel: Um, can you please let go of my throat?
Jimmy: THEY BROKE UP?!!!!!
Squirrel: OKay, first time, you were hurting me, now I can barely breathe
"I won't hurt you, my pretty," he crooned. "In fact you might like it."
May one day grow up to be either a rapist, a paedophile or both.
Normally to pass the time the person would normally throw headgehogs at passing lorries or scare old women by setting off fireworks through their letterbox.