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When you die nothing happens 

What you say when an athiest sneezes.
Phrase coined by Dance Cook.
Athiest: AH AH AH,.... BACHOOOOOO!?!
Person: God bless you.
Athiest: Uhhh, I'm an athiest
Person: Excuse me, When you die nothing happens. Jerk

Nothing Happened in Tiananmen Square in 1989

"Chairman Mao said that Nothing Happened In Tiananmen Square in 1989"

There's nothing happening 

Out of the ordinary, I mean.
Cat:"There's nothing happening"
Person:"I finally got the wildfire in my sock drawer under control!"
Cat:"Out of the ordinary, I mean"

Nothing Interesting Happens

The company motto of Jagex Ltd and main design principle behind the content in their MMO game, Runescape.
Player: *use chicken*
Game: Nothing interesting happens.

Alice: Hey Bob, I heard you play Runescape. What's it like?
Bob: Well, nothing interesting happens.

If 1 Million & 1 People Join This Group Nothing Will Happen! 

A large, popular group on Facebook consisting of members from all over the world.
If 1 Million & 1 People Join This Group Nothing Will Happen!

Best of the Groups, best of the posters and best of wit!

Nothing ever happens 

When you think that it's happening it's not gonna happen, simple as.
Guy 1: Dudeee, did you hear they releasing the Epstein files, the global pedo-cabal is going down-
Guy: Nothing ever happens.

In the end nothing happened