notepad

The term, originated in Minneapolis, is used to describe people who have a bunch of randomly poorly done tattoos on their body. Their body looks like a notepad.

Have you seen Nikki Swan's tattoos? Yeah, her body looks like a notepad of bad ideas.

by mrrightsville July 10, 2017

notepad

A simple word processing application that can somehow open any file format imaginable.

Notepad opens EVERYTHING.

by foo2 October 22, 2006

notepad

America's favorite program for:
HTML editing/writing C++ code/writing scripts of various types/writing english reports/writing a list of credit card numbers.

That program notepad is so powerful that it gave me several cancerous tumors in my testicles and eyelids.

by Island of Reebs October 3, 2003

notepad

The term used to express your disinterest when a stranger or friend is telling a long and/or boring story, or is starting a story that sounds boring.

The idea is that you express your boredom by pretending to be taking notes.

guy 1.

'so yeah, I'm an animal nutritionist I feed chickens I can control the size their eggs for major supermarket brands for example..........'

guy 2 to guy 3.

'Hey Man, did you bring your notepad? I'm running out of paper here.'

by Peter Peter foreskin eater April 21, 2010

notepad

a bizzare sexual organ developed by certain cults around west yorkshire it comprises of a small flap of skin resembling a 'post it' note, this ca be rolled up to be shoved inside a woman/man (whatever takes your fancy), have a slit cut in it to become a vagina or rubbed as a weird way of masturbation

first guy:he has a notepad
second guy:he's called daryl
both:hah hah hah hah hah
both:big headed bastard!

by stoneth November 3, 2004

Notepadded

When someone who's committed sexual harassment gets exposed via screenshots of a notepad on social media, such as Twitter.

Dude can we still be friends with Syed after he got notepadded?

by IbbObb June 12, 2020

notepad++

notepad better edition
you should get it

i use notepad++

by cosmnik June 12, 2021