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christian novelli 

christian novelli is an american youtuber who makes videos about anything and everything, mostly creative. he constantly helps his subscribers and treats them like friends, and his tweets are funny as hell. he has a band with michael berland called fox academy and is probably one of the only decent youtubers left.
"did you watch christian novelli's new video?"
"it was great!!"
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Nobellium Uranium 

how to say No u in a fucking smartass way
Jake Paul: Ur Mum Gay
______________ *insert ur name*: NOBELLIUM URANIUM
A wonderful person to meet.

African, but not black!

Writes stories.

Her cat dresses better than her!

Smart and funny.
Noellie by Herodsjdnnsjanakscn March 5, 2016

Nobellium Uranium 

N. A very smart and intellectual comeback to the feared and dreaded Ur mom gay
11 year old:Ur mom gey lol
Me:Nobellium Uranium
11 year old: *Fucking dies of shock*
Noellie is hands down the best girlfriend ever. She’s funny and the biggest goof. She’ll act like a five year old but still be mature when she needs to. Noellie is a very happy girl and always makes you smile. You’d be lucky to fall her and have her fall for you.
I can’t believe I’m dating noellie man, es tan chula.
Noellie by Shrek2isthebestone January 31, 2020
Noelli is an amazing person with an amazing personality she is sweet and kind but can be a bad bitch she has a big ass but dose not know how to throw it back she is thiccc and every one that meets her loves her but people will always be jealous of her Beauty she is wonderful and loving. She normally would wear a hoodie and son shorts or leggings
Person one: did you see Noelli today

Person two: yeah her ass was piping out of her leggings
Noelli by Dat Baddie 😜❤️ November 4, 2019

nutellie 

Having more then one nutella.
Courtney: I have some nutella! :)

Lauren: I have nutellie! :))
nutellie by hatepeacelove November 15, 2011