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Post it note

A "post it note" is the signal of lift off in 215. After attending club 307 if you bring a bitch, hoe, or otherwise incapacitated female to the room, a "post it note" is placed (smoothly)(like a gangsta') on the outside of the door. This is to signal that you are currently getting ass.
Gangsta: Yo-- mothafucka-- i'm about to go back to the room and post it note that bitch n' hoe.
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post-it note 

A racial slur for Asians due to the similar yellow color of the post-it note and the "yellow" skin color of Asians.
Person walks into a Chinese Restaurant: Where is everyone tonight? This place is usually swarming with Post-It Notes.

Office Manager Displeased with Japanese Businessmen in his workplace: I don't care! Just get those damn Post-It Notes out of my office!
post-it note by Lady GroinCrush December 11, 2008

mississippi post-it note

When a woman forgets to do or get something, the man waits till she falls asleep, and then proceeds to write what she forgot on a piece of paper. He then jerks off onto her face/forehead and presses the note, facing her eyes, onto her face.
My girl forgot the milk so I gave her a nice mississippi post-it note to remember next time.

Post-it note 

The act of ejaculating onto someone's face and sticking money to it, typically done by sugar daddies and/or done to prostitutes.
Sophie was beyond stoked I gave her a Post-It note, she used the cash to pay her phone bill
Post-it note by Dr.Rozas August 12, 2017

post-it note 

A racial slur for Asians due to the similar yellow color of the post-it note and the "yellow" skin color of Asians.
Person walks into a Chinese Restaurant: Where is everyone tonight? This place is usually swarming with Post-It Notes.

Office Manager Displeased with Japanese Businessmen in his workplace: I don't care! Just get those damn Post-It Notes out of my office!
post-it note by Lady GroinCrush December 11, 2008

Boast-it note 

A Post-it note that has something along the lines of "I rulez" written on it, and then stuck on some twats back
"I rule"
"I'm a chav" (Most chavs boast about that fact"
"Etc"

'Ere mate, yoo got a boast-it note on your ass'
Boast-it note by Cooee May 17, 2006

Boast-it note 

A detailed letter that accompanies a Christmas card. The sole purpose of the note is to boast about the sender's family. Usually plagued with unnecessary exclamation marks and unwanted particulars about said family, the boast-it note is the bane of the festive season post.
Mrs B: You ok honey?
Mr B: Damn no! Just read Gina's card . Her kids are both crackwhores and somehow still child prodigies apparently...I just...don't...get it...why???? *breaks down in tears*
Mrs B: Don't take it seriously darling. It's just her annual boast-it note.
Boast-it note by Jumponitsir December 21, 2010