notgays

A condition that is used to plainly and openly show to everyone that someone is, in fact, not gay. Often used in movies or TV shows where male protagonists might be considered gay if there wasn't a scene explicitly showing his heterosexuality, thereby providing him with a case of the notgays to ease viewers and let them know that they are not watching a show with a homosexual character.

First popularized by Harry Plinkett of RedLetterMedia in his review of Star Trek (2009).

Viewers might have thought Spock and Kirk are gay for each other, but since J.J. Abrams made Kirk a ladies' man and had Spock be in a weird relationship with Uhura, we all can rest easy knowing they have a case of the notgays.

notgays by Backlace August 6, 2011

gay notgay 

When a man eats another man’s ass on accident during a three-some with a woman.

I was in a threesome with another man and woman the other night and I accidentally ate the other guys ass, I make that mistake every time, so it’s gay notgay.

gay notgay by Larrykernen April 13, 2022

noday 

After midnight of every day. Technically it's the next day, but doesn't the next day really start when you wake up in the morning? Therefore; anything happening between midnight, and before you go to bed doesn't really fall into a proper day's definition, and technically never happened. Particularly useful while partying all night.

We were so shit-faced we nailed a picnic table to the neighbors house at 4am last night. Technically, that never even happened cause it was on noday.

noday by insert_clever_name_here October 16, 2010

Nutday 

The national holiday celebrated by men across the nation every year. Founded on April 22, 2015 by the founding father, on this day a nut was released on a charter bus in exchange for $30 on the way home from New York City and to honor this courageous hero we celebrate nut day every April 22 by fasting and holding off on nutting until midnight, April 23 we will remember his sacrifice until the end of time. God bless the father of Nut Day who will not take credit for this marvelous event.

"Aw dude, no nutting today it's nutday, thank you Liam!"

Nutday by nutdayfoundingfather June 1, 2016

notdaangelo 

notdaangelo is a roblox tiktoker with an average of 19-20k follower’s on the app. notdaangelo is also someone who creates YouTube video’s for his YouTube channel. He is a very sweet and independent person, he’s known mostly for making “Murder Mystery 2” edit’s.

woah! notdaangelo has interesting content, I might follow!

notdaangelo by Z*e Lav*rne November 27, 2020

NotDani

a man who wants to teach noelle about the snowgrave route but is constantly stopped

"Man. im a notdani when i see noelle."

NotDani by egokqwoghjqwrghj qwer December 1, 2021

Noday 

To speak tirelessly about one's own humdrum life regardless of the topic at hand.

He totally noday'd the conversation!

Noday by Richard Mussell October 4, 2006