Norbering 

The participation in several events on a single occasion / night.

Making plans with several parties, and trying to keep all appointments with no party aware of the others.
A common plot device in sitcoms, and comedy films.

Jerry: "I have decided to have two dates in one day, to save time"
George: "But how will you be able to meet two girls on the same night"
Jerry: "It is the delicate art of time balancing. I meet one a little early, and for a short date, so I have enough time to meet another girl a little late the same night. Better yet, I decided to meet both in the same place, to save time"
George: "I don't know Jerry, this kind of Norbering could get you into a lot of trouble"
Jerry: "Nonsense, my good friend Norber is doing that for year, and no one is the wisest"

Norbering by El Cuervo Grando September 7, 2013

Social Notworking 

The practice of spending time unproductively on social-networking websites, especially when one should be working.

Joe - Hey, Mark is constantly updating his Facebook status, does he not have any work to do?

John - His company obviously doesnt realise how much Social Notworking he is doing!

Social Notworking by Bushbrother January 12, 2009

social notworking 

The act of using a social networking site while at work.

Don't bother me right now. I'm busy doing some social notworking.

social notworking by Gregus February 21, 2009

nothering 

nothering is just another word for "nothing"

Nevermind. It's nothering.

nothering by chuur motherrr January 11, 2009

social notworking 

When you spend all days at your job on social networking sites such as facebook,myspace and twitter.

Amanda spent day in the office social notworking instead of helping patients.

social notworking by ChocoStick March 11, 2009

notworking 

Variation on the traditional business practice of networking, where guests will attend a function to meet other business people and make professional contacts.

Notworking, however, involves going to the same function with the express intention of getting blind drunk, hanging out with friends and not really doing anything professionaly constructive at all.

I've got this awards function next week, but I think I'll be doing a bit of notworking while I'm there.

notworking by Tom Piotrowski December 10, 2008

Notworking 

the lack of public appearances in the right places. the opposite of networking.

Ephesus does not have a job because he is notworking.

Notworking by W.Taft February 28, 2009