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A male/female who is chubby right now, but guaranteed to blow up in the future if you marry them.
"She's got a pretty face, but look at her muffin tops pushing out of her pants. Definitely not safe dude."
by immoral 1 April 13, 2009
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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