to pee or not to pee 

A situation in which you cannot decide whether to pee or hold it in until the next opportunity arises. Usually at the time when the urge isn't that bad.

Hmmm, to pee or not to pee... I'll hold it in until we get home, these reststop bathrooms are gross.

to pee or not to pee by mjg10 June 16, 2011

pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet! 

An admonish men given to males with bad aim while passing micturition.

I just had cataract surgery; now I can pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!

pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet! by Telephony June 15, 2014

pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet! 

An admonishment given to males with bad aim while passing micturition (pissing) into a regular sit-down toliet bowl.

I just had cataract surgery; now I can pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!

pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet! by Telephony June 15, 2014

imagine not peeing your pants and pooping your underwear 

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bro imagine not peeing your pants and pooping your underwear

imagine not peeing your pants and pooping your underwear by SirSlashyDucks February 10, 2022

DO NOT PEEK MID!!! 

just dont bro

DO NOT PEEK MID!!!

DO NOT PEEK MID!!! by big kirbstomper April 30, 2023

I do not wanna get peed on 

Another way to say "I don't want you guys getting pissed off at me".
Piss = Pee

Therefore it would be "I do not wanna get peed on".

Guy1: OH, NOW YOU'VE DONE IT!
Guy2: Please! I really didn't mean it! I do not wanna get peed on!!

I do not wanna get peed on by Bloop6 December 31, 2021

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