used to state that a story is 100% true, no matter now insane, silly, or crazy it sounds, "one cent" is the part stating that not even 1% of this story is fake

"i shit you not one cent, the tiger did a backflip" roger said to george

I shit you not one cent by Insert inside joke here July 13, 2022

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i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing

i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing CAUSE WE MAKING A CAKE THAT CAN KILL GOD

Jimmy did you bring the icing?
Yes dave i did and i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing

i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing by bakuhoesbitch May 27, 2021

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I shit you not one cent

used to describe the wildest part of a story is 101% true, no matter how insane it might seem

"i dropped my sandwich and i shit you not one cent, it landed perfectly back on the plate!"

I shit you not one cent by Insert inside joke here August 26, 2022

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<.7.4.9.7.>No More Heroes Will Cost Me Not One Dollar<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.4.9.7.>No More Heroes Will Cost Me Not One Dollar<.7.9.7.6.> by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

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