A primordial creature whose sole existence is based upon the gratification of the female species by oral stimulation.
I was alone in the wilderness, until I came upon a lickalotapus hiding in the bush. He, in turn, came upon me.
by justasillysouthernboy January 5, 2015
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Dude, I saw two lickalotapus today. It was terrible!
by Rock September 17, 2004
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A dinosaur that was the start of it all. This dinosaur was the hooker of all dinosaurs as it would hook up with others and make more baby dinosaur some of them becoming lickalotapus
Jane: your a lickalotapus
Stacy: what's that
John: wouldn't you know slut
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An animal rarely witnessed in nature who survives on one's vagina.
The lickalotapus had a pungent smell of fish.
by Kevin February 15, 2003
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