im not gay 

The phrase most often spoken right before someone says some gay shit.

Im not gay, but if i was I'd fuck that guy.

im not gay by Very good name August 20, 2020

im not technical 

an answer given by a computer user when asked to do anything on a computer, mobile, tablet, games console or any other electronic device.

For whatever reason, a person of usually good intelligence looses all sense of logic and understanding.

John: - "Can you click on the start button"
Judy:- "Oh im not technical, let me get someone"

Dave:- "whats it say on your screen"
Bob:- "Oh im not technical, let me get someone"

Frank:- "Please can you click file, open and tell me what files you see"
Bob:- "Oh im not technical, let me get someone"

im not technical by mordzy2 March 31, 2011

after that cubic shit im not surprised

"After that cubic shit im not surprised" came from a video made by MegaCapitalG on January 30, 2017 about how the Yu-Gi-Oh community is "Toxic". After this video was made, multiple Yu-Gi-Oh Youtubers followed up with a video disagreeing with his opinions and one by the name of Glasgowygo, another Yu-Gi-Oh Youtuber, made a video debunking his claims. In MegaCapitalG's video, he said his main reason for making the video was because someone commented "After that cubic shit im not surprised". This came from the countless amount of videos he made on a deck called Cubics, mainly hyping the deck and showing off what the deck can do. Shortly afterwards, many viewers started commenting on his videos the same quote "After that cubic shit im not surprised" and has now became a meme on his channel and in the Yu-Gi-Oh Community.

*MegaCapitalG makes a video*
"After that cubic shit im not surprised"

after that cubic shit im not surprised by Celza May 17, 2017

im not pretty enough 

YES YOU ARE. Why even look this up... I did it’s bc I feel like it when I get rejected by the person I love but come on there’s plenty of fish in the sea just let time decide. Someone who appreciates you will come your way one day I know it. Also who cares about looks what matters is what’s in your heart and your personality. Now go to sleep I bet it’s late when you think about this stuff.

Example: YOUR FUCKING BEAUTIFUL

Don't say im not pretty enough if you have a great personality then your beautiful

im not pretty enough by Juliannanoa246 June 21, 2019

Im not gay seat 

A seat at a movie theater located directly between two homophobic straight males who are attending the film together.

"This theater wouldn't be so crowded if there weren't so many 'Im not gay seats' being taken! GAWD"

Im not gay seat by Arianeeeee February 10, 2007

im not sure actually 

What someone says when they don't want to answer a question because they don't want to reveal the embarrassing truth.

Scott: So Bill, when did you first have sex?
Bill: Im not sure actually. It was a long time ago.

im not sure actually by OilikProfessional December 14, 2009

sorry dude, im not into pokemon 

When someone says something to which you havent a clue what they're talking about.... you stare at them blankly and after a pause say calmly, "sorry dude, im not into pokemon" and then just walk away. just walk away.

Craig: "Hey Jeff, I just finished that relativity project i was working on with the group. Sort of crazy how Billy figured out that "E" wasnt really equal to the square of MC because he took out the mitigating factor. You want to come down to the lab and check it out?"

Jeff: .......... "Sorry dude, im not into pokemon"

sorry dude, im not into pokemon by PartnaPlayaSugaFree November 14, 2011