Why not go head 

A sticker I got that is on my phone

Me: look at this sticker
Friend: oh cool it says why not go head

Why not go head by ~[•.•]~ June 23, 2022

I know it's not in you head but YOU can't KNOW that

Go fuck yourself and die.

A retard "I know it's not in you head but YOU can't KNOW that!"

Hym "I feel like 'pedantic' is the right word here. That's what you're doing. And you're conflating what I said about how I think which the the thing I'm talking about. This is why Atheists are pieces of shit. Pedantic. Smug. Self-Righteous. Garbage."

I know it's not in you head but YOU can't KNOW that by Hym Iam January 7, 2025

i'm not fucking this dog, just holding it's head 

Used to describe your non-involvment in anything that you are watching in person. Especially if what you are watching is not something someone should be doing.

Another way of saying "Don't ask me, I just work here" or "I'm just a by stander to this party"

Person A: Why is that guy got his dick hanging over the banister
You: i'm not fucking this dog, just holding it's head.

i'm not fucking this dog, just holding it's head by WilliamTaylor January 5, 2008

How was that not a headshot

When you playing some siege and miss a person's head by a mile but still call some bs.

Dude! How was that not a headshot?!?! I hit her right in the head!

How was that not a headshot by Mr Aw March 17, 2019

Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt 

It speaks for itself though doesn't it?

Hym "Breaking! Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt but disparages men who dress like clown women and DON'T fuck little boys in the butt. He has to pretend I don't exist because if we both have cameras pointed at us at the same time, I'm going to bet him that I can fuck his wife better than him, and then he immediately loses the interaction because he knows that I'm right and framing reality in the way that you want it to be perceived for your viewers IS BETTER truth. It's more true than truth. It's YOUR truth. And people like it because it's a VERSION of truth that affirms his narcissistic delusions of superiority. Now, I know what you're thinking 'But Hym! I thought there was no such thing as "versions" of truth! You said there is only THE truth' and you're right! But I just say shit that I don't believe sometimes and have no responsibility to maintain any kind of continuity of thought or belief."

Iam "Ope... It says it's loading but I highly doubt they have a gif for 'Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt'... Instead I'll just do a cat. Meow. That'll lighten the mood... There. "

Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt by Hym Iam February 15, 2023

nothead 

someone who thinks they're a pothead, but really isn't, but infact is a loser trying to be cool by smoking and learning about pot.

these people are usually desperate to smoke, or at least act like it. they will openly talk about smoking like they have nothing to hide. they think they are hardcore partyers or are too cool to do anything with anyone except smoke. they may seem to know a lot on the subject of marijuana, but to a true smoker, these people are complete idiots who just try too hard.

and that's that.

kid #1: do you have a blunt? we need one.

kid #2: dude, no, i don't associate with notheads.

nothead by supercattttcoolman August 3, 2007