do not drunk dial list

similiar to the do not call list, the do not drunk list is a list that one makes on thier personal phone. it can be stored or just committed into memory.

This list is people who you have said that you will not call when you are drinking. adversly, the same list includes the same people that you will not answer phone calls feom when you have been drinking.

This list most commonly includes:
parents
partner or ex's

Paroll officers
that sketchball who always calls you to see where the good parties are

1: hey joe, i think ur phone is ringing.

2: yup it is, but its my ex.

1: so? arent u gonna answer it?

2: nope, shes on the do not drunk dial list.
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1: i think im gonna call stacey.

2: u really shouldnt, you said no matter what, you were gonna put her on youre do not drunk dial list.

1: good call, take my phone for me bro.

do not drunk dial list by fatguylittlecoat October 24, 2009

i'm not drunk

A statement repeated by girls when they get drunk, especially ones who can't get enough attention when they are sober. This is interchangeable with "I'm SOOO DRUNK."

*yelling while on stipper pole*
"I'M NOT DRUNK" "I'M SOOO NOT DRUNK"

i'm not drunk by Ryland Brack November 8, 2007

Not that drunk 

A phrase to chant when you could get a lot drunker

Punk A: "Man did you see that guy by the keg? He's so gone"

Drunk: "Not that drunk! Not that drunk!"

Punk B: "Nah man he's fine, didn't you hear him?"

Not that drunk by Bozo Hardon August 17, 2011

I'm not as think as you drunk I am. 

A spoof, often on a t-shirt, of someone who is so drunk that they begin to confuse words in a sentence with other words, and switch their places, often after an all night party.

"Joe, you can't drive home, you're wasted."
"Yeah, I'll drive you man."
"Nah, guys, don't worry about it. I'm not as think as you drunk I am."

I'm not as think as you drunk I am. by Conman140069 January 5, 2010

i swear to drunk i'm not god

Usually said by drunks.
They think they're actually saying:
"I swear to god I'm not drunk."

Unforunately, they aren't.

Guy : I swear to drunk I'm not god!
Police officer: Okay sir, get out of the car.

i swear to drunk i'm not god by SuperSonicX August 22, 2004

thinking not drinking 

basically thinking but not really drinking

dude michael im thinking not drinking. bro art that's sick always stay thinking.

thinking not drinking by mishamed May 19, 2019