|1.||The Man Child|
The Man Child
The word "Man Child" is a common use of words to describe a Child in a Mans body. Destinctive markings such as muffin tops long hair and pidgeon toes can be found on this specimen. This type of person will bath himself while intoxicated. Its lead to belive that the man child is still alive and subsides in the north island of new zealand. A bounty has been set, please approch with caution as he will sulk!
The Man Child
An electronic device worn on a person's body that records sounds and transmits the playback to a remote receiver. The wire is usually hidden on someone who is trying to get other people to incriminate themselves in conversation. There are usually cops listening to the receiver close by, and once they hear the incriminating evidence, they can run in and make arrests.
Sometimes the "wire" is just a tape recorder (does not transmit).
Wired person: So Frankie, I heard you were behind the cop killing. Am I right?more...
Frankie: Why do you care? You bugged or something?
Wired person: Naw Frankie, I'm not wired. I'm just curious. Come on Frankie! You can trust me. I won't tell nobody.
Frankie: Alright, alright! Me and Big Tony waited for him at his house. Then when he came home, we gave him a blanket party. But Tony got a little rough and accidentally knocked the mofo's brains out, so we had to bury his body off the freeway by the old farm.
Cops: Police! Freeze sucker! Frank Footer, you're under arrest for the murder of a police officer!
Frankie: Mother fucker! You're wearing a wire? You set me up!
Wired person: Sorry Frankie, I had no choice. (To cop) So now that I served up Frankie, the DA will drop all the charges against me right? I'm free right?
Cop: Ha! Not exactly, since some of your charges fall under Federal jurisdiction. You'll still be spending the next 10 to 20 in a Federal Prison.
Wired person: What?!?!
Cop: Hahaha, don't
1) Blissfully Ignorant Bastard. Someone who is ignorant by conscious choice. They love being duped. In Orwellian terms, they instinctively engage in crimestop. a.k.a. yuppie, elitist, fluoride-head
2) Someone who baths themselves in trivial chatter, mindless debate and overconsumption, and will uniformly reject any information that they don’t want to believe, because if properly digested, analyzed and determined to be true, they would be permanently disenchanted by their latest gizmo, video game and/or TV show, and be forced to feel a real emotion - i.e. anger towards tyranny, rage against the corporate machine, etc.
3) Someone who by their own admission doesn’t have all the facts but happily boasts their callow opinion, yet refuses to consider any real facts or another side of the story.
4) NOT a racial slur similar; it is applied without any ethnic background consideration.
Common blisstard phrases - “You just need to be more positive.” “Yes we can - ignore reality.” “I don’t listen to ugly people.” “Strong emotions don’t please others.”
STUDENT: I was homeschooled my whole life. At age 15, the government came to my home and told my parents they would go to jail if they didn’t place me in the local high school. It was the extreme of government bullying. After completing the necessary forms, the principal’s assistant ushered me to Biology. The classroom had already begun and was in a bitter debate over how many teeth a horse had. My face said it all, but still my uncompromising compassion towards human dignity everywhere compelled me to disapprovingly interrupt, “Why don’t you worthless fucking blisstards just go outside, find a horse and count the teeth yourselves and then begin debating real, unresolved issues - like why the hell our psychotic government is chemtrailing us?” That earned me my second visit to the Principal’s office. Who knew I’d being renewing Sir Francis Bacon’s educational revolution on my first day in Zombie Boot Camp - yeah, you’re right, my parents did. Government schools are deathly afraid of thinkers!
CONCERNED FRIEND: After all the data I gave you on vaccines, you still took your daughter to get the Gardicil shot. She drops dead and you’re only thought is, “I should be positive. It was meant to be.” What? Your skin should be blistering from your boiling mad blood. It’s not time to accept the widespread death dealing...
A car called the Toyota Altezza (Lexus IS300) came out in the US in 2001, and it had a unique tail light: chrome rings with colored lenses and indicators, inside a larger clear plastic lens. This 3-D design was really eye-catching and people were attracted to it.more...
Toyota did a great job making this light. Other automotive companies copied it, and the popularity of the design grew and grew. The "Fast and Furious" crowd couldn't get enough of the Altezza style tail lights!
Over time, the Altezza design was copied and implemented onto virtually EVERY CAR. You could literally search for the model of your car, and "altezza" and get pages of seedy websites that sell "Altezza" lights for your car.
America got hooked. Many people bought Altezzas thinking it would give their car a "Tight Style" or "Many Many Features", thinking that it would make their car "Unique" and giving their car an "Individuality". Some thought it would give them "Up to 20 horsepower at the wheels!" Have you ever been down in Atlanta or Orlando? Everyone and their Grandma had Altezzas. "there m4d tyte y0!"
It's not because aftermarket Altezzas are impractical, not DOT legal, or have horrible light output, its not because they are cheaply made, or wired improperly, and its not because they fit horribly and attract cops, it's because they are really really UGLY.
STOP BUYING THEM!
Try spending your money on something else, like getting that door, fender or bumper painted to the RIGHT color. She...
ADHD, or the poor man's Aspergers is a behavioral abnormality characterized by the person being unable to sit still and concentrate for long periods of time. It gives a person the right to feel special all blame all their problems on the condition, but without the perk of claiming to be smarter than everyone else that Aspergers gives. It is said that there is no cure for ADHD (even though this statement directly contradicts the dynamic nature of our brains), but that it can be managed by taking dangerous and potentially fatal drugs, with the favorite one still being speed for kids AKA Ritalin. So much for just saying no.more...
When faced with evidence of the contrary, stern believers in this disorder generally respond in one of these three ways.
1. "Hey asshole, my family member/friend/cousin has ADHD and I can say that it definitively exists *as I've had the opportunity to observe this person's behavior I'm more than qualified to judge that there is a physical abnormality in said person's brain. I'm just awesome like that*
2. "Hey moron, I have ADHD and it definitively exists" usually followed by a ridiculous hyperbole like "Imagen a normal person that is capable of sitting still and concentrating in a classroom, well for a person with ADHD it is X times harder to even sit still" So let me ask you this. Have you ever had the pleasure of changing brain with a "normal" person? Have you been able to, without any effort at all, sit and listen to someone drone on for hours ...
|6.||eight circuits of consciousness|
a considerable theory assumed by the philosopher Timothy Leary. The way Leary saw it, the nervous system consists of 8 potential circuits, or "gears". Four of these circuits are located in the usually active left lobe of the brain and are concerned with our terrestrial survival; the four on the right side are "extraterrestrial", reside in the usually inactive right lobe, and are for use in our future evolution.more...
This explains why the right lobe is usually inactive, and why it becomes active when one injests psychedelic drugs.
To better understand this theory, here's an in depth explaination of each circuit:
I. THE BIO-SURVIVAL CIRCUIT
This invertebrate brain was the first to evolve (2 to 3 billion years ago) and is the first activated when a human infant is born. It programs perception onto an either-or grid divided into nurturing-helpful Things (which it approaches) and noxious-dangerous Things (which it flees, or attacks). The imprinting of this circuit sets up the basic attitude of trust or suspicion which will ever after trigger approach or avoidance.
II. THE EMOTIONAL CIRCUIT
This second, more advanced bio-computer formed when vertebrates appeared and began to compete for territory (perhaps 500,000,000 B.C.). In the individual, this bigger tunnel-reality is activated when the DNA master-tape triggers the metamorphosis from crawling to walking. As every parent knows, the toddler is no longer a passive (bio-survival) i...