| 834. | plastic spoon | ||
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Born into the lower or working class. If you were born with a plastic spoon in your mouth, you grew up riding public transport, eating food out of cans, begging your parents for a quarter, wearing bargain bin clothes and using the internet at public libraries... more...
Basically the opposite of spoiled; while not necessarily poor, you missed out on a lot of the experiences well-to-do suburban kids enjoyed. Nothing was ever handed to you, you know from an early age that life is not fair, and the only way you'll accumulate wealth is through hard work and sheer luck. You find comfort in knowing that you appreciate what you do have, not taking for granted that you are still more privileged than most of the world. Nevertheless you can't help but envy those born into wealth who travel the world on their trust funds and go directly from sc... |
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| 835. | Tighty whities | ||
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Tighty whities, supposably the nerdy underwear. Completely untrue! They are the comfortable underwear. Boxers no way! Yes the "cool" people wear boxers. But they are idiots. There just jealous that we have the balls to wear comfortable underwear so they give us wedgies! I'm 14 in 8th grade, i get made fun of all the time for wearing tighty whities. I get wedgies all the time every day. It started in 7th grade. I was changing in the locker rooms when the kid how still gives me wedgies now snuck up behind me with 2 other guys grabed my spider man undies and dragged me out into the hallway gave me to the cheerleaders who dragged me to the the the hall way lockers and hung me on a hook in one of there lockers and since I'm short I was at least a two feet and a half off the ground. With my luck not One teacher saw me the hole day and every kid who passed laughed and took pictures. No one would help me. After school the janitor found me and took me down and let took me to the office and I had my pick me up and bring some clothes because the guys took them. Ever since than I've been getting tons of wedgies.
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| 836. | Pouncer | ||
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An advanced cat from the future. Someday they WILL invent an even greater number than the #1 and even that will not encompass that which Pouncer wheels in is piggy pinky kitty toe. While Easily found in the snow, impossibly hard to spot in the dark, or almost so... in a dirty pile of clothes. Number one in your heart and always on your mind. 'Hey there pouncer your a real cool cat, you got a lot of this and you got a lot of that. Shits going down, he knows where that's at. Theres treasure to be found, he knows where its at. You've lost your car keys, he knows where they're at. You think you have to sneeze, he knows about that. feeling kinda PHAT he knows about that. Boxed fruit drinks, yea he did that. Sliced bread, the Ov glove, post-its, the catalytic converter, breath right strips, those plastic things on the end of your shoe, TRU love, the value meal, hip-hop music, popping and locking, wearing the ball cap backwards, combining shampoo, conditioner and body wash all in one, the bendy straw, the funny bone, doggy style, bi-focal, the bronze age...yea...POUCER DID THAT. Person A,"My hair feels so clean, yet I still feel so dirty"!!!
Person B,"Why? Did Pouncer wash it"? |
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| 837. | Guaynabicho | ||
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In Puerto Rico, refers to people for the high and high-middle classes. Roughly equivalent to "preppy" but with a more douchebag feel, and more tropical, although sometimes makes for ridiculous copies, for example, wearing cold weather clothes in the summer in Puerto Rico. They all live in gated communities, go to private schools, and shop in chain stores and shopping malls. The children tend to have a fetish with lower class culture, but the older ones are conservative and hypocritical. It is not a term of endearment, but one of derision. It has its origin in the port-manteau of "guaynabito" and "bicho" (which in Puerto Rico means "dick"). "Guaynabicha" is the female equivalent. "Look at that guaynabicho, he has an Abercrombie and Fitch sweatshirt on but its 100 dregrees out!"
"Only a guaynabicho would get mad that they have kiddie pools in the housing proyects - after all he has a swimming pool in his home and his beach house." |
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| 838. | Succubus Syndrome | ||
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The sexual attraction towards a person or thing based on how deadly or dangerous it is. Geek Guy 1: Dude I think I got Succubus Syndrome, cause that cosplay demon chick is turning me on.
Geek Guy 2: You sure it's not just cause she's barely wearing any clothes? |
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| 839. | Juggalo | ||
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Ok, first things first. It's time someone wrote a POSITIVE definition of this word, not some mindless HATING, and who better to do so than a juggalo like myself. Listen up: A juggalo is NOT a "greasy, sub-human piece of shit" nor an "uneducated wigger" like some other haters on UD said. A juggalo is, simply put, a FAN of Psychopathic Records, and its artists. We DO NOT "worship" the Insane Clown Posse. We merely listen to the music, and follow the positive message put forth by ICP and their music. ICP may rap about killing, torture, etc. HOWEVER, they only talk about doing this to evil people who DESERVE it. For instance, the song "Your Rebel Flag" covers anti-racism. The message behind ICP's music is about being a good person, and NOT being a bigot, pedophile, racist, or ANY of that. Secondly, a smart juggalo has a broad musical taste. I listen to all forms of music. Also, we are NOT all fat! Some juggalos ARE fat, but we come in all shapes & sizes! I myself have a medium body build. We do NOT only wear Hatchet Gear, nor do we walk around wearing Faygo-stained clothes. We DON'T walk around soaked in Faygo or wear clown paint everywhere. At concerts or other juggalo events, but that's about it. A juggalo is a smart person. Most of us HAVE graduated high school. Myself, I'm a senior in high school for fuck's sake. Actually get to know some decent juggalos, because we exist. I'm 18-years-old, and have been a juggalo from age 12. STOP YOUR HATRED! more...
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| 840. | donnie | ||
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(1)A complete douchebag and lazy ass; (2)Often referred as someone who uses women and treats them like shit; (3)A momma's boy who often seems as tho he may like it in his bunghole; (4)A complete wuss who often downs their girlfriend; (5)A fairy who has no sense of responsibility and has made it thru life by relying on others; (6)An actual terd who often tries to disguise their stinch by wearing fairy clothes; (7)A piss poor excuse for a man who does not deserve a pink princess Damn, i gotta take a Donnie , but i'm all outta toilet paper.
Man, that guy is gay.....Yep he's a complete Donnie if you ask me. Who's that pathetic guy, I bet he still sucks his momma's titties......Yeah he does, we call him Donnie . |
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