January 26, 2012 Urban Word of the Day
Petri Douche: A place/location where a lot of douchebags are known to congregate.
A place that attracts and seemingly breeds chavs/douchebags/jackwagons/etc etc.
Oh hell no I'm not going to Wetherspoons, that place is a petri douche!
Or: urgh why would you want to go to Las Vegas, that place is such a petri douche.
First the Scottish, then the Caribbean form of 'pupppet show' which can also mean
(verb) To mock, to make fun of.
(noun) A fool, a buffoon.
(noun) Mockery, ridicule.
(adj) Ridiculous, ludicrous.
In the song 'Heads High' by Mr. Vegas 'Mek a bway know you ah no pappyshow.'
“Until then, those of us who do not fall prey to the pappyshow of local politicians have to endure the filth that passes for leadership.”
“She was told her actions were deliberate and to try again. Mitchell told the policeman, 'Officer you trying to pappyshow me. I eh doing no Breath test.'”
To Steal or Jack a car that is not yours.
The stolen cars are usually muscle cars, import and domestic street cars, donks and cars of luxury or high trade in value. This practice is very common in cities with many "Chop Shops" such as: Oakland, Detroit, St. Louis, Los Angeles and Las Vegas.
The phrase was made known by the movie "Fast and the Furious" (2001) when Dominic (Vin Diesel) finds out Brian (Paul Walker) was incarcerated for "Boosting Cars".
Dom: Boost cars?
Brian: No, never.
Dom: Do time?
Brian: Couple of overnighters. No big deal.
Dom: What about those two years you did in juvie for boosting cars? Tucson, right? I had Jesse run a little background check on you, Mr. Brian Earl Spilner.
The most kickass place in the US. Well, Reno-Tahoe is. Vegas is pretty suckish. In Reno-Tahoe you can kayak, jetski, ATV, and a whole bunch of other stuff. In Vegas, all you can do is get laid for 5 bucks. UNR also has a better football team than UNLV. And it's Ne-vA-da, not Ne-vAH-da.
Nevada is pretty awesome.
St. George is like any other city in utah... Full of mormons.more...
If you aren't mormon.. you'll be looked like you're black.
That's another thing, black people are about as hard to come by as a shooting star.
Polygamists are regular sites to be seen at Costco. They usually have 10 kids with them, and those ten kids are each carrying a baby. They can be commonly seen buying 10 gallon containers of mayonaise and a cart full of toilet paper.
The city is full of:
A) emo teenagers with nothing to do but smoke weed, sit around, and smoke more weed.
B) senior citizens who sit in their houses all day that occasionally come out to drive their golf carts 1/4 mile then stop to realize they don't even live near a golf course, and drive back home.
C) Preppy teens who hang out at wal-mart all day.
D) latinos who rave about how awesome their latino heratige is.
The most exciting event of the year is when st. George hoasts the senior olympics.. St. George is hot, and boring. It's like Las vegas, without all that las vegas has to offer. There's a church on every corner, and is extremely diverse... not.
The nice thing about St. George is there's hardly any crime, compared to the rest of utah winters aren't so bad... but compared to California it's hell during winter. There is a very luxurious part of St. George which is very pretty. Unfortunately 99.9% of the population can't afford to live there. The people are really nice too, and it's only an hour and a half away from sin city.
Poon Tang" comes to us from the Deep South. In the 19th Century New Orleans (French) was the Las Vegas of the South. The French "Putain" for prostitute was corrupted by the boys from Alabama and Mississippi that visited New Orleans from "putain" to Poon Tang. That is the CORRECT origin of "Poon Tang" and all other speculations on this board are NOT correct
She had a sweet smelling Poon Tang (poonie). Just one whiff and you were her slave!
Bullhead City, Arizona is the town of lifted trucks and dirty sluts. Where 'Bros' and 'Bro-hoes' reside. You also have your Wanna-be gangters and of course DIRTBALLS. Holds the title of one of the highest teen pregnancy rate and Mohave High school has the highest STD rate in the state. Constantly smells like sewer because of the disgusting water that you cannot drink. The closest city is Las Vegas which is two hours away, or Barstow which is two hours away in the other direction. Theres about 20 million types of bugs and one type of plant, you may know it as a cactus. Nothing but desert. If you have a dirtbike and boat you can actually survive out here. Also known as the Meth capital of the world. Old people and tweakers over populate the area, and the 'coolest' thing about this town is Wal-mart and the Colorado river. There is about 12 too many golf courses and porn shops. Not the ideal place to live due to the 135 tempuratures in the summer and 34 degrees in the winter. You have dust storms, Rain storms, flooding, heat and constant wind storms. Oh and did i mention theres NOTHING OUT HERE!?
Dood did you see that old pregnant tweaker?
Yeah! Theres so many they're hard to miss in Bullhead.